I am so addicted to these sweet little sugar coated eggs its ridiculous. Every year when Mini Eggs arrive in stores I'm sure to be the first to pick up a bag or two or three, or four, well you get the point. This year was a little different. I've been eating pretty healthy lately and wasn't really craving them but one day while I was at Walmart I couldn't resist. They were only $2 a bag! I couldn't believe it. I've never seen them for less than $2.33 a bag when they're on sale - except at the end of the season when they are so hard to find. I brought them home and dug in that night. Because I hadn't been eating too many sweets I ended up with a horrendous stomach ache. It was one of those stomach aches that makes you wish you'd just puke because you know you'll feel better after. Instead of puking I just went to bed feeling terrible and swearing off the Mini Eggs. Except when I woke up the next morning I was feeling just fine and my Mini Egg addicted brain decided it would be wonderful to have some more.A few days later I was at Sam's Club and saw a 40oz bag of my sweet addiction. It was even cheaper than $2 a bag to buy them this way! With three little kids and one big kid begging for them once again I couldn't resist. I figured they'd last the rest of the season and I'd have enough to spare for the Easter Bunny. I don't know what I was thinking. In less than a week they're gone. All 40oz of them. I didn't eat the entire bag myself but it was enough that I should probably be really embarrassed even writing about it.
I am now pimply, noticing my jeans are fitting a little tighter, and sick of my lack of self control. I'm really swearing off the Mini Eggs this time . . . but probably not until sometime around the middle of April!